Well it's the end of the year, time for the year end ramblings. My apologies to the Sports Guy for basically stealing his format but he is the best sports writer around so consider this a recurring homage. Also, Jenny is cooking lunch so this could be my last posting for a while. Keep your fingers crossed. On to the ramblings, 2005 year end edition.
-Was there any better news this year than the announcement of the CHiPs movie with Fez playing the role of Ponch? Anything? Didn't think so.
-If the Pistons aren't careful they are going to get me intrested in pro basketball again. I haven't enjoyed basketball this much since the height of the MJ era. Even then it was due to one person, the Pistons may be the greatest team I've ever seen play.
-Speaking of basketball, Kobe Bryant is a bitch. That cheapshot on Brad Miller showed his true colors yet again, then he whined like a little girl when he got punted for 2 games. Someone needs to go Segal on his ass and rip out his adams apple. I would pay money for that.
-On the subject of bitches, Joe Horn may be leading the charge of the bitch-men. He's pissed that the people of New Orleans didn't come out to the first few games of the year? Earth to Joe, it's hard to make it to a game when you are busy shoveling mud from your living room and shooting at looters. Joe Horn, if you were a man I would punch you, I would punch you in the mouth.
-Lost is back next week. About freaking time too. I'm getting the shakes. I feel like Hurley did when he had to watch the food. You know he molested a twinkie or two when the let everyone at the food stores.
-Sweet Lincoln's mullet! It's official, Anchorman is the best movie of the year. Yes it came out last year but I didn't see it until spring so I'm including it in my list for this year. Yes I can do that. Now if you don't mind, I've got to pick up a new batch of Sex Panther by Odeon. It has bits of real panther in it.
-And just because I know you want it, here is the rest of my top five moveis for 2005, in no particular order: Chronicles of Narnia, Revenge of the Sith, Batman Begins, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
-In case you missed it,this is The Greatest Rap Track of All Time True Dat, no Double True!
-G4 TV may be one of the most useless channels on cable but they are getting better. X-play actually makes me laugh and chortle from time to time and they just signed up to show TNG reruns. Maybe, just maybe my dream of watchable, dorks only station will come to fruition. Great Odin's Raven, I hope so.
-Steve Spurrier is the illegitemate, semi-retarded spawn of Satan. Nothing gives me greater pleasure than watching him lose.
-By the beard of Zeus, if the Falcons win this weekend they will for the first time in the history of the franchise, have consecutive winning seasons. Of course, I did not really type that and no one is thinking about it either lest they find a way to screw it up again. They are the Falcons after all.
-Quick political aside: George W. Bush leaves much to be desired as a president. But that being said, with the threat of terrorism being on our doorstep I am glad we have someone in the Oval Office willing to take a stand. I'm not sure we would have gotten that with any of the other choices. Unfortunately, he also spends money like a drunk sailer on shore leave in Las Vegas. Damn politics suck!
-And last but not least, 35 days until pitchers and catchers report!
I'm sorry Champ, I ate your chocolate Squirrel.
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