08 October, 2007

No....No....No....No....F*&#K NO!!!!!

I will not stand for this!

And to make matters even worse:

"Smith's son Jaden, 9, is attached to star in the remake." - IGN.com


So are they going to cast Clay Aiken as John Kreese?


I'm going to throw up.

6 comments:

mr. chris said...

oh it's ok buddy. are you afraid that the remake won't suck, and therefore taint the legacy of the original?
i'm saving my anger for when they try to remake GOOD movies. this one is like being told that poop is now being replaced by diarrhea.

please don't go wookie, i like my arms in their sockets, just jokin'
:-) love ya.

Ike said...

I......I......I don't know how to respond to that. I have a trouble comprehending when people talk nonsense.

I mean, how can you be a man, in our age bracket and not WORSHIP that movie. I mean first, you've never seen the Goonies, then no Top Gun, now you tell me you don't like The Karate Kid?

Who are you?

gmorkhunter said...

Mr. Chris. I only have one thing to say to you. If I ever hear you compare The Karate Kid with diarrhea again, I will be forced to thrash you as only a movie super geek can. So just remember that.

mr. chris said...

well, i didn't mean ALL of the karate kid movies. just the first 3. the NEXT karate kid was great! unfortunately i don't know if i will be able to read your thrashing though, as i will be watching GOOD movies......episodes I-III.

that oughta do it.....positive reviews for the new trilogy should be just enough to make 2 wade boys heads explode!!

(truth be told, i dug the karate kid, even went as him for halloween once. just couldn't resist poking sticks at dwight! and apparently you too)

Ike said...

just remember what Mr. Miyagi said

"Those who poke sticks get run over by freshly waxed, classic cars."

gmorkhunter said...

Like Grape (insert Squishing sound effect here.)