28 August, 2007

Random Thoughts While Home Alone




- Did Data and his family still move to Detroit after the Goonies found all the rich stuff?



- How would you build a snowman? Would you build him tall, or would you build him not so tall?



- Have you ever noticed how a lot of the George Lucas movies reuse the same sound effects. I noticed that Boba Fetts scream from RTJ is used in all 3 of the Indiana Jones movies.




- Why did they have to go change Bristol? Now it's just a short track version of all those boring California, Texas and Chicagoland races.



- Would you name him Bill, or would you name him Beouwulf?



- Why did they have to go change The Bourne stories so much for the movies. I mean, is there a more kick ass character than Jason Bourne? Why did they have to water him down for the movies and throw him into generic car chase scenes.



- Along the same lines, when is John Clarke getting his movie? I'm ready for Without Remorse. We need more Tom Clancy movies.



- I think Andi was a complete slut. I mean after school she was riding around in Troy's convertible, later that day she was jumping all over Brand's jock then that night she licked the chrome off Mikey's braces. Whore.



- The Mines and The Cinematics, September 11th at the Intersection. Please go, support two great bands.



- What's in the boooooooox?!? What's in the f***in boooooooooooooooooox?!?



- Slider or Iceman? Iceman was way cooler but Slider had a much better tan. Wait....what? ummmm.....next question



- If the X- wing is shaped like an X, the Y-wing was shaped like a Y, the A wing sort of looked like an A, then I have one question...........Why is the B-wing shaped like a T? Come on George, you can do better than that. Oh wait, I forgot who I was talking about.



- Spadoinkle

2 comments:

mr. chris said...

wow! great questions. i'm bored enough at home also that i think i'll try to give my answers to them.
1)don't know, never saw goonies, never cared to.
2)tall, so he could dust the high corners
3)never noticed but Ben Burtt probably worked on both projects.
4)there is no good answer for that
5)william beouwulf dornan
6A) not sure, it was a pretty drastic change
6B) most books do get watered down for cost/length/etc., but i liked the car chases
7)skip-not a clancy reader
8)no idea what the hell you're talking about
9)rock on with the Mines, i need to relisten to Cinematics
10) it's my d**k in the box
11) falls under Goonies clause for me, never cared much for that movie, i guess i would say whichever one tried to shoot down tom cruise, if neither did, then my answer is matt lauer
12) good point about the b-wing, i guess if you would have just come up with the star wars universe we would'nt have all these problems.
although the empire probably would have been gators and luke's last name would have been Uga.

Anonymous said...

To answer your last question about the B wing --turn the B 90 degrees to the right so that it looks like a butterfly. If you were to take away the lower wings, you'll notice that there is T-shape left! And hence the B-wing!