WARNING! - More Gratuitous 70's Beefcake

Happiness is a all day Buck Rogers Marathon on Sci-Fi. That's right folks, I spent the last day of my vacation watching crappy the incomparable Gil Gerard weasle his way out one fiasco after another with his peculiar 20th century charm and greasy sex appeal that non 25th century villain could combat. Oh how I miss 80's TV. Don't you agree Twiki?




"BeDe BeDe BeDe. Oh Buck."



Anyway, it was a nice weekend. Jenny and I went to Binder Park Zoo on Saturday. I will never go John Ball Zoo as long as I live. Not when there is an actual, legitimate zoo within driving distance. However, I do wish they would put in some more exzibits to go with all that walking.

Hold on, I need to take care of something.







Um, Buck, Han called, he said no Tools allowed on the Falcon, and if he finds any more of clothes missing from his closet, he will have to sick Chewie on you.












OK, sorry about that. Stupid B-List space pilots.

Back to the weekend, I also saw X-Men 3 this weekend. Awesome from a movie standpoint but i have some major issues from an X-Men standpoint. I mean they killed off _______ and _______ within the first hour and ________ also bought it at the end. Then _______ and __________ lose their powers! I mean I'm all for keeping the audience guessing with surprise deaths and stuff but 5 main characters either got iced or lost their powers. Now I know that it sort of teased an answer to the dilema but for come on. I mean bad ass _________ chose to give up her powers? I don't freaking think so. Of course I'm glad that girly man _________ got his. Never liked him. (Names have been removed to protect the dumbasses who haven't seen the movie yet).

Well, thats about it. We saw a Whitecaps game last night and I saw Matt Hughes kick the crap out of Hoyce Gracie on Saturday night in the UFC but that wasnt surprising. Of course I had to go back to work today and it's like I never left. Aaaarrgggghhhh!



OK, I warned you, If you've read this far, you deserve what is about to happen next.



Ladies and Gentlemen.








Buck Rogers and man chest.

If Only I Were Pissed When I Took This Test

You're 80% Irish

Congratulations, you're a shining example of an Irish lass (or lad). There's hardly anyone more Irish than you!

How Irish Are You?

Tales of Beer and Champagne

Well here it is, my first baby. That's right, my very own Irish Red Ale home brew. Oh, so tasty! A little bit nutty, moderate hop flavor with just a touch of honey. I can't wait for the next batch!



On Saturday my beautiful bride and I traveled to Montague, MI and spent the night at The Weathervane Inn. It was a wonderful night of relaxation, champagne and overpriced food and what passes for a fancy restaurant in Whitehall. Altogether, it was just the break we needed to get away from the stress that acompanies everyday life. And best of all, my fat ass actually fit in the jacuzzi!

Some Pictures, Just for Fun

And here we have Brandy, feverishly preparing for her hard day of sleeping, eating and......um......well I guess that's about it.






Don't worry Daisy. We're not too sure about her either.







What's that Daisy? Did Chris just get here?!?






Ah, a boy and his dog. Too bad it's my damn dog. You are a dead man Dornan!

The Mysterious Joey's Triangle

So apparently there is a rip in the space time continuum somewhere within the dining area of Joey's Seafood and Grill on Kalamazoo Ave. I was to meet The Todd for lunch today and arrived at said restaurant at the appointed time of 11:45 am EST. After mentioning to the host that I was to meet an aquaintance for lunchtime dining I was informed that there were no other single diners present at the time. As such I was led to a table near the front door. I proceeded to sit facing the one and only entrance to this eating establishment and awaited the arrival of The Todd. After about 15 minutes, with no Todd in sight I proceeded to order my food to insure a timely return to my place of employment. After my lunch arrived at the table I proceed to consume the tasty vittles provided me by the fine kitchen staff. Still, no sign of my dining companion. Eventually, resigned to the fact that that my lunch was fully consumed and The Todd was nowhere in sight I paid my bill and returned to the office.

It is here that this story enters the realm of agents Mulder and Scully. Upon my return to the office I contacted The Todd by way of telephone. The Todd was thoroughly concerned as to why I had not been at the agreed upon restaurant. I advised my companion that I had indeed been at the restaurant of choice and had consumed my meal, all the while eyeing the front door awaiting his arrival. The Todd proceeded to describe to me how he had been seated at Joey's at the prescribed hour of 11:45 am EST. He described a booth by the window, on the opposite side of the dining area from my 4 person table by the front entrance. Yes folks, somehow two fully grown, adult males sat approximately 30 feet from each other, consumed their respective meals, each awaiting the arrival of the other, only to leave the restaurant bewildered and concerned for their missing dining partner.

The only logical explanation is that a time travelling member of Q dined at the same establishment prior to our arrival; his mere presence disrupting the flow of time and space between the tables occupied by myself and The Todd. This disruption obviously distorted our perception of reality, hiding each of us from the others field of vision.

Had I not left my tricorder in the car perhaps I could have thwarted this nefarious plot by Q and his compainons and enjoyed the planned lunch with my dear friend.

Alas Q, you have won this round, but I will win the war! Oh, yes good sir, you shall be defeated!

Wow. Just Wow.

If I can make it through life without pissing off Trey Parker and Matt Stone I will be a happy man.

They're just scary.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day

There's nothing quite like a breakfast of sausage, eggs, hashbrowns and a nice, cold Guinness to start your day!




Aye, that's me around 9:00 this morning, on about Guinness # 3.


And here is my lovely bride enjoying her green beer (or colored water, the taste was about the same).








So Happy St. Patrick's Day everybody! If you'll excuse me, I'm off to watch Boondock Saints which will be followed by a nap so I can prepare for round two tonight!


Slainte!

Klingons Make Me Giggle

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Klingon Recipes.

My favorite is the Vegetarian Lasagna. Vegetarians = Scrumptious



Also be sure to check out the equally amazing Klingon Fairy Tales.



"Act, and you may eat dinner. Think, and you may be dinner. " - Klingon Proverb

A Sad Day For Baseball

Sports give us an escape from the drudgery of our everyday lives. Our sports heroes become larger than life. We look past their shortcomings and concentrate on the seemingly superhuman feats they are able to accomplish. After his retirement Kirby Puckett was revealed to be far from an innocent human being. But then again who among us is. I choose to remember the baseball player. He singlehandedly ripped the 1991 World Series out of the grasp of my beloved Braves and I will always have the memory of his leaping catch against the outfield wall in game 6 etched in my mind. I choose to remember the baseball player who could performamazing feats that we as regular joes can only dream about. So here's to you Kirby Puckett, thanks for the memories.

I Have Tasted Heaven And It Was Covered With Barbecue Sauce and Fried Onion Straws

Mad props to Clan Dornan for their recommendation of the phenomenal eatery known as Red Robin.

Best - Hamburger - Ever


Nuff Said

WARNING! Gratuitous use of 70's TV Beefcake

Well, the two week affair with the 54" HDTV is now over. My heart is broken. It is a two week fling I shall remember fondly for the rest of my days.

Yes, I am home now and I am thoroughly enjoying it. Housesitting is fun but I missed my bed, my chair and my computer. Plus, I now have access to my Musicmatch service again. I was going through music withdrawl, a condition I have since remedied with a steady dose of ROCK!



And now, for your viewing pleasure I give you - Ike and The Mullet





So, I'm smack in the middle of my Mosaic literature class. What have I learned you ask? Well, for one, don't ever sacrifice incense to the Lord, lest you be consumed by fire. Not good times. Also, I absolutely love the punishment for sacrificing to a false god; "He must be destroyed". That's a pretty violent end when you consider that death has already been listed for other sins. I would hate to see what God considers utter distruction.


So, has anyone else noticed an influx of good new rock music lately. Maybe I'm just fining more good indie label stuff now that I'm getting my music online. Whatever it is I have filled my playlist with about 50 pretty damn good songs lately. Bands like From First to Last, Refused, Matchbook Romance or Matisyahu. Ike is happy.

Anyway, that's where I'm at today, just enjoying some good new music and hanging out with my lady.

Say goodbye Ponch.



Yeah! Ponch loves YOU!

Birthday Wishes

Today I feel old. This always happens when one of the younguns has a birthday. When you get to know someone as a youth group sponsor, watch that someone grow from a wiry little high school freshman into a kick ass officer in the Air Force, well it makes you feel kinda cool. It also makes you feel really old. I mean if he's 24 then that means I'm getting way toO close to 30.

But enough about me, this post is dedicated to my favorite Air Force 2nd Lieutenant. His name is Doug and since he is one of about only 4 people who actually reads this blog, Happy Birthday buddy! Have a Guinness and pretend that it's from me.


ME LLAMO JUAN!

Wait a Minute Here

What the hell? They are playing Soul Asylum on the classic rock station. No. I will not stand for this. I deserve at least another 5-8 years before my music is old enough to be considered "classic". This is not right!

Someone will pay for this.

Ahhhhhhhhhggggghhhhhh!!!!!!

OK, I just spent the last 20 minutes spilling my soul on this stinking site. Then, when I go to spell check the damn thing, it all erased. Maybe it was only meant for me to do it as a cathartic exercise. I guess I could rewrite it but it would just seem kind of pointless to write the whole thing again.

I love technology.

I'm Hooked on the Steelers

First, for all four of you who actually read this, sorry I'm late with my Superbowl pick but I could't get on to Blogger all weekend.

Second, I'm pretty sure if Kit ever saw this, he would have run Michael Knight over like 12 times.


Anyway, on to the Superbowl.


Pittsburgh (+4) over Seattle

I just cant bring myself to pick against Pittsburgh. I think they are hungry for a wind and Seattle is just enjoying the experience. I have nothing by my gut on this one, but I see Pittsburgh winning what should be a very good game.

Pittsburgh 24 - Seattle 17

If It's Not Scottish, It's Crap!

For my money, Amazing Grace is the most beautiful song ever composed. If you don't get chills when you sing the last verse of that song you have a wire loose. And when it is played by a pipe band, well few things in this life are more uplifting to me. I'm secure enough in my manhood to admit that I easily tear up to the sound of Amazing Grace on the pipes.

Well kids, I've found what I think is absolutely the most gorgeous rendering of the song. It is performed by the U.S. Air Force Reserve Band and I have never heard a better version. Click on the "for Heroes proved" album with the picture of the F-16 and select the "Amazing Grace" track. It is phenomenal.

If you are into pipe bands yu can also check out their site for a bevy of excellent selections.


Enjoy!

You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin

Val Kilmer was recently asked if he had ever played a homosexual in a movie before.

His response?

"Only if you count Top Gun".


Priceless.

The Quest

OK, so I'm .500 for the playoffs so far. Definitely not impressive, but considering it's my first attempt at picking against the spread in the playoffs I'll take it. So, in my quest for a winning playoff record, I give you my conference championship picks.

Last week: 2-2
Playoffs: 4-4


Pittsburgh (+3) defy Denver (h)

I'm 1-1 with games involving Pittsburgh so far. I really think this game could go either way. If you're a Denver fan you have to be at least somewhat concerned at the prospect of Jake the Snake leading your team in such a huge game. But they are playing at home in front of one of the best crowds in football. As for Pittsburgh, I've already mentioned how much I love Hines Ward and I think it would be great for The Bus to get a Superbowl win in his hometown of Detroit. I have no logical reasoning for my pick so I'm going with the gut. The game will be close but I see Ward making his customary huge plays, fast Willy Parker and The Bus grinding out the clock and Jake the Snake throwing a late interception to The Polynesian Warrior in a pivotal 4th quarter.

Pittsburgh 21-Denver 17


Carolina (+3 1/2) def Seattle (h)

This pick is being made solely on the fact that I have yet to pick a Carolina game correctly. I've gone against them at every juncture and they have pretty much dominated everyone they've played the last 5 weeks, all on the road. That and the fact that Seattle is making their first trip this deep in the playoffs and Carolina was in the Superbowl just 2 seasons ago. Steve Smith continues his domination of the playoffs and scores at least 2 touchdowns.

Carolina 31 - Seattle 24

The Day My Earth Stood Still

Five years ago today I became the luckiest man in the world. She said "I do" and my life changed forever. I can remember watching her on the beach that night while she was dancing at the beach party at the resort and realizing that she was by far the most beautiful woman I had ever seen.

It's been five wonderful years and I can't wait to see what the next five have in store. And the five after than, and the five after that and so on.

So here's to the next five years sweet pea. Thanks for saying yes. I love you.

I Love You Too Earl. You'll Be My First

So here we are at week two of the playoff. After a respectable 2-2 record for my first attempt I'm ready for more! Of course I've racked my brain trying to figure this week out and I'm still not very confident. Anyway, based on quotes from "My Name is Earl" here goes.

Last week: 2-2
Playoffs: 2-2


Seattle (h) over Washington (-9 1/2)

"I tried Earl. I did! Towards the end I even pulled out my good boob!."

I have reservations about both teams. Namely Seattle's lack of any playoff sucess and Washington's inability to do anything offensively last week. My heart tells me to go with Gibbs' Redskins on this one but I just don't think they have enough to even keep this one close. Seattle gets it's first playoff win.


New England (+3) over Denver (h)

"Earl, the feel of your hands on my body just feels right."

I just can't bring myself to pick against the Pats until someone beats them in the playoffs. Denver and Indy are both capable of doing it but I'm not about to go against Brady and Belichick with as well as they have things going lately.


Pittsburgh (+ 9 1/2) over Inianappolis (h)

"I don't want to. I really don't. Your'e a good friend of mine. I don't want to burn your testicles."

I'm breaking one of Simmons rules here but I think Indy wins a close one. I think 9 1/2 is too high of a line. Indy is coming off the bye week preceeded by 3 weeks of meaningless football to end the regular season. Indy moves on in their quest for the title but I think it's by a touchdown or less. Should be a very exciting game to watch.

Chicago (h) over Carolina (+3)

"If you snatch enough purses, you learn a thing or two about mace."

Another hard one to pick. Chicago's offense scares the crap out of me but their defense scares the crap out of the other teams. Plus, Carolina is not up to 3 straight good games. They are bound for a stinker sooner or later. I'm going with sooner. Chicago wins, setting up their upset of Seattle in the title game.