Let's Talk About Music

Wow, I think I'm gonna remember this summer. I've been floored a couple of times lately with some of the new tunes out there. I feel like the world has suffered from a dearth of good old fashioned rock the last few years but that seems to have rectified itself this year somewhat. Let's just say that Ike is happy.



So, on to my recommendations.



#1 - The White Stripes: Icky Thump

These guys have slowly grown on me album by album. I've always enjoyed the idea behind their music (no fluff, no extras, just a dude, a chick everyone thinks is his sister {she's not, they're actually married, he took her last name} and some straight up rock). However, the first album didn't really hit home for me. The next couple started to inch their way into my playlist but now they have kicked down the door and announced their new gig as my house band.


I'm now on my third or fourth time through the album and I can't pick out a bad song. It's an incredibly eclectic grouping of songs and styles, even for a weird band like this. Everything from a celtic ditty, some country and good old rock. It makes my heart glad.

The title track is pretty durn good but check out "Prickly Thorn" and "Catch Hell Blues" too.

Also, I have to say, if I had to pick any rock star I would want to be I would have to say Meg White, just on the fact that I think it is somewhat attainable for someone with my talent. I mean, I could almost play the drum tracks to every song they have ever put out. Yet somehow the incredibly simple drums are extremely effective and she's married to one of the most talented musician in quite some time. I mean the dude produced an album for Loretta Lynn at her request. That's cred, I don't care who you are.


My second and final recommendation for the day is a single. And let me tell you I am giddy about this one. Ladies and gentlemen, at #2 I give you:





# 2 The Smashing Pumpkins: Tarantula (Zeitgeist)



Welcome back Billy!!!!! Oh how I have missed thee; and not just from the layoff between records, I've missed the Billy Corgan of Siamese Dream and and Gish. I may be overreacting to my joy at a great, straight forward, ass kicking offering from the guitar gods but this one may rank at the top of my Pumpkins play list. Great guitar licks, driving rythym and those creepy Billy Corgan eats small children vocals. Billy, after all these years you once again have my undivided attention. Please don't let me down again.


Well, that's it for now. Fell free to argue my points. That's the great thing about music. It can be so many different things to so many different people.





Oh yeah speaking of rock, for those of you that know The Todd, I found him on Wikipedia this week! He's listed as the drummer on the page for Big Fil. Yes, Big Fil has it's own Wikipedia page! It's one of the benefits of having the next Billy Graham as your lead singer.

Restless Musings

I'm picking my way through Donald Miller's
"Through Painted Deserts" (Thank you Chris and Rie). It's really hitting home in a way I had not anticipated. I've really been struggling lately with a restlessness about life in general. Moving into this house has stirred something deep inside, something that has tired of the repetetive day to day grind of work, eat, sleep, repeat. There is something more out there for my beautiful wife and I. Something more than 20 minute commutes and reruns on the boob tube. Just the simple act of moving into a new home with the accompanying chores and responsibilities has brought this into sharp focus. We've been in a rut lately; no we've been in a rut our whole lives. How many of us just cruise through the week waiting for the weekend, only to waste it in front of an electronic box that provides meaningless, fleeting entertainment. How much more is out there?

I've lived my entire life between imaginary boarders, the Mississippi river to the west, the Carolinas to the east. Only twice in my entire life have I ventured outside the boarders (and actually, the trip to Jamaica fell inside them, just further south). I want to see more. I want to know more of God's creation. I want to meet new people, seek out new civilizations, boldly go where.............sorry, I got carried away, but I think you get my point.

So hopefully I'll have the nuts to act on these urges. The first step was getting into this house, experiencing the joy and responsibility that comes with the house, the yard etc (hooray for lawn mowers!). Next stop, who knows?!? It's kind of exciting, this venture towards the unknown. Maybe someday I'll get as far west as Iowa!!

(P.S. - Dougie, I'm going to climb a mountain with you buddy. If I have to inch my homebodied, midwestern ass to Colorado, I will climb a mountain with you. I swear this on the name of my father Domingo Montoya......er......Dennis Wade.)

All Moved In!

Thanks again to all of you who helped us move in. Also, thanks to Chris for helping me change toilets.

Well, the last week has been eventful. We had no water all week. The water company came out Tuesday and switched out the cracked meter. Of course once we got the water turned on we found several leaks in the pipes. The plumber couldn't make it out until last night but we finally have running water. Huzzah! Of course, we also have a nice hole in the bedroom wall courtesy of the plumbers attempts to access the frozen pipes.

We spent the day in the yard with Jenny's parents. We are slowly getting all the weeds out of the flower beds and getting the grass under control. We're also starting to make the place feel like our own. Jenny has done a heck of a job getting everything unpacked and sorted out. She definitely has some interior designer in her blood. I would hate to see how the place would look if I were to decorate it.


So the plan for the summer is to get the upstairs painted, get some new window dressings and lay some new temporary carpet in the living room. If anyone wants to help just give me a call. I'm offering beer and burgers as incentive.

As usual, more pics can be found at the Flickr button to the right.

Good Evening

Today's Mood - Exhausted
Today's Music - Kings of Leon "Knocked Up"

Hello everyone. Just a quick post to let you all know I'm still alive. Jenny and I moved in to the new place Saturday and it's been a crazy couple of days. No water, no gas and we just got the phone and internet hooked up today. The toilet is cracked in our bathroom so I'll be replacing the toilet as tomorrow so we can actually use it once the water comes back on.

All in all though we are exstatic to be in our new house. It's small but it sure beats the heck out of a small 1 bedroom apartment. We're looking forward to reapainting all the rooms and putting our own touch on the decor.

If you are looking for something to do this summer stop on by. I'm sure we can put you to work. Don't worry I'll cook you some of my famous hamburgers. (Doug - is that enough to get you to visit again or have you perfected the recipe yourself?)

Well, I'm off to enjoy my new house. Ya'll have a great week!

UPDATE: I just came across this clip. I have not laughed this hard in a long time

Why I Love My Wife

For some strange reason I bought a can of sardines today. I talked Jenny into trying it with me and she proceeded to reenact Tom Hanks part of the above scene, sneezing, newspaper and everything. She even made me nod my head in reassurance before she would take the pretzel off the plate I mean I'm supposed to be the dork that does stuff like that.

Impressive. Most impressive.

By the way, sardines taste just like salmon. It was quite a tasty snack. Just in case you were dying to know.

Hapy Birthday!

30 years ago today, God reached down from the heavens and gave us the second Greatest Story Ever Told:










Most uneducated humans will tell you that George Lucas was the one responsible for this Sci-Fi masterpiece. But recent evidence (i.e. Episodes I, II, and II) has proven conclusively that Mr. Lucas is just another delusional egomaniac that refuses to see his role as a mere tool in God's great plan to bless the nerds of this world with the greatest villain of all time.



So, on this holiday weekend, take a minute to thank any vets who cross your path, have a spirited discussion with a friend about the ramifications of Luke's creepy, incestuous kiss with Leia and throw down a couple of Colt 45's for Lando.

May the Force be with you. Always.

Warning, If You Press Play Your Brain May Explode

Someone Call Child Protective Services!!!!

Their parents should be thrown in jail for allowing this to happen.

We're Moving!!!!!

Yes folks, it's true. As of June 1, 2007 Kung Fu Christmas will no longer be headquarted in Kentwood, MI. We will be moving further into the bowels of the great city of Grand Rapids. We thought we would share a few pics of our first house with our friends. If you want to see more click on the Flickr banner to the right.






These gorgeous hardwood floors run through the entire upper floor.















The lady who lived here was bit of a pack rat. Jenny's aunt inherited the house when she passed away so there is a bit of cleanout to do.















This my friends is an incenerator. Yes, Dwight will have access to an incinerator. Let the carnage/good times begin!

Spider Man Can Kiss My Ass (Sorry Chris)

OK, here's a litte pet peeve of mine. It was brought to the forefront this weekend with all of the reports of Spider Man 3 "shattering" box office records with the money it took in. Every summer we get a report of another "record setting" box office draw but there is no mention of ticket sales or prices adjusted for inflation. I mean, Pa Ingalls could buy a horse for $1, does that mean horses are more expensive today? No, of course not. Yes, Spider Man 3 made a bazillion dollars last weekend, but you can't compare the $8.50 I paid for my ticket to the miniscule prices people paid in the past. So I decided to do some checking. Do you know where the original Spider Man ranks among movie earnings adjusted for inflation? 27th, that's where. Spider Man 2? 35th. What about Titanic? Supposedly the highest grossing movie of all time? Only 4th. In fact, of the top 25, only 3 have come out since 1990. Just for fun's sake here is the list of the top 5. Pay close attention to #2.

List of highest-grossing films (adjustedfor inflation)

1Gone With the Wind (1939) $4,399,710,937.01

2Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (1977) $2,652,849,500.35

3Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) $2,425,862,786.99

4Titanic (1997)$2,292,444,182.33

5The Ten Commandments (1956)$1,452,133,080

And here's some Jimmy Fallon / Star Wars just for fun

Guilty Pleasure Alert

I have a confession to make. A deep, dark secret that shames me to my core.


Are you ready?


OK, here we go.


I've been listening to Petra.






I know, it's devastating. I can't believe it happened. I mean I didn't mean to but they had a song on a compilation album I picked up cheap. You know the kind, a bunch of Christian Rock bands played at some festival somewhere and they made a promo CD with singles from each of the bands that played. I bought it for the Kutless and Thousand Foot Krutch songs a few years ago. Then, last week I let the whole thing play through and when I got to the last song I heard this really cool guitar lick, and I'm just a sucker for a catchy guitar lick. Then it happened. Those cheesy 80's lyrics with the crappy rhyme scheme and the faux Robert Plant voice. I was hooked. It was just too damn fun. I couldn't turn it off. Then, before I could stop it, my hand reached down to push the rewind button and it started all over again. I knew it was wrong, but DAMN it was oh so fun. I mean, it's Petra man. PETRA! I felt like i was 10 again. Of course if I was 10 I probably could have written better lyrics but I'm not here to judge. I'm here to sing the guilty pleasure praises of that bastion of "Christian Rock". I mean come on, they had a keytar and everyone knows that's just awesome.


OK, now I feel better. My secret is out. If you never talk to me again I'll understand. But at least I'll have cheesy 80's God Rock to keep me company.

One Post, Two Completely Unrelated Topics

Question: When did it become OK for adults to start wearing backpacks? I'm not talking about campers or hikers or other outdoor types; I'm referring to the mass of humanity that trudges back and forth to work everyday. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for the idea. After all, carrying the weight of your daily workload is much more comfortable when spread evenly across the shoulders and back as opposed to slung unevenly on one shoulder or dangling at the end of your arm as necessitated by the more traditional briefcase. I just know that until recently backpacks on a daily basis were typically utilized only by those with no more life experienced than the RA at your local 4 year college. Now I see executives at the office trudging in from the parking lot with their belongings slung neatly between their shoulder blades. Did someone send out a memo that failed to make it's way to my desk or was this more of a spontaneous shift in trends? Oh mystery of mysteries!

So I almost went to school at Virginia Tech. I had an offer for a partial scholarship there but I decided I would rather stay close to home and go to CMU. I know, dumbass move, but its long over at this point. Anyway, this minuscule attachment to said university piqued my attention yesterday when the first reports came out about the shootings and I've followed the regular updates with the feverish devotion only possessed by someone who almost went somewhere, this one time like 10 years ago. So with that backdrop of my connection to the story I have this to say: PEOPLE ARE STUPID!

No, I do not refer to the jackass that shot a bunch of defenseless students and teachers, I refer to the morons that have jumped on the Blame Everyone bandwagon over the last couple of days.

Hey! You! Yeah you, the lemming that can't think for yourself, here's what happened - A psycho fell off the deep end and took a lot of unfortunate, innocent people down with him. That's it. Stop blaming all of the people that really had nothing to do with the situation. I've heard you blaming the school for not shutting down the campus after the first shots at 7:00. You're right, anytime someone gets shot in a town of 25,000 residents we should just shut everything down, lock everyone in their homes and hope the bad guy goes away. I'm sure the school president even has a magic button that can lock down the whole area too. He probably should have used that.

Ugh, I can't handle this blame crap anymore. No matter what happens, everything has to be someone else's fault. I can't wait for the inevitable tie in to movies, music or video games that is sure to come. They've already laid out the fact that this guy was a "loner" like that makes him a killer automatically or something. I'm sure Marilyn Manson, Master Chief and the Goo Goo Dolls were his only friends and they surely drove him to kill. (Yes, the Goo Goo dolls are evil and Johnny Rzenik is the son of Steve Spurrier, like you didn't know).

Look, there are undoubtedly several reasons this guy snapped but here is the kicker, no matter what he did he was one person. No one thing made this happen and no amount of finger pointing and blame is going to help us single out the next one. Why are we using all of our energy to make mostly innocent people look bad instead of concentrating on the families that suffered a loss yesterday.

It just continues to amaze me how this supposedly Christian country continually falls on the negative side of every story. If our actions really do paint a picture of God for the world to see then I don't think He's going to want to hang it on the fridge when we bring it home.

Wow, sorry about that. I just sat down to type and this is what came out. OK, rant over.

Bring Back The Keytar!

This is Mutemath.





Big ups to Chris and Rie for turning us onto these guys. These videos don't even come close to doing them justice. Best.....Show.....Ever!

Florida Family Fun For Five Fabulous......um......People

Well I'm home and mostly rested. For those that didn't know or chose not to read my last post Rachel and I flew down to Florida for the weekend and surprised mom. I still have no idea how we pulled it off. Rachel bought the tickets at the first of the year and somehow neither I, Rachel, Paul or Dad slipped up. Not that there weren't close calls but as you can tell in the video in my last post she had not even an inkling we might be coming. The trip was worth it just for the sheer Chuck Norris level awesomeness of the surprise.

Of course, an added bonus was the four days in sunny Florida. The parents put in a pool last year and we took full advantage of it. I spent a good 2 hours reading on the pool deck and swimming with the dogs Saturday before I realized that I was in fact out in the sun and with somewhat (read extremely) pale complexion I had to get in the shade.




We got to hang out with my aunt Deborah and my cousin Erin too which was cool. The only time we've seen them in the last couple of years has been during weddings and funerals when there was not time to visit. Of course, the wimps thought the 70 degree weather was too chilly. Rachel and I laughed at them regularly.

I picked up a couple of good books from the old man. It helps to have one who works for Borders and gets advance copies and whatnot. He also managed to score me a baseball signed by Derek Jeter. His store is a mile from the Yankees spring training facility and they get players in all the time. I'm not a Yankee fan by any means but the guy is from K-Zoo and seems like a pretty cool guy so I'm kinda pumped. But here's the kicker from this story, the week before Jeter was in the store that giant pusbag prima-dona known as A-Rod was in the store signing copies of his children's book. Some kid brought in one of his baseballs but the jackass refused to sign it. I guess the kid just dropped the ball on the floor and took off. My dad picked up the ball and when Jeter came in asked if he would sign it. One more example of why Jeter is currently working his way through the Hollywood A-List dating service and A-Rod is destined to wind up pinned beneath the wheels of a truck full of cow manure. Karma's a bitch dude.



Well anyway, the weekend was a big success. Sunday night even wound up like one of those movie scenes where the family gets together for the first time in years and has one of those crazy nights where everyone acts like they're all on one of their old childhood vacations. Of course, it helps when Rachel and I have the combined maturity of an 8 year old but one thing is for sure, us Wades know how to have a good time.

Unfortunately we also know how to eat and Florida is chock full of great places to practice our art. Let's see, Chik-fil-A and chinese food on Friday; killer seafood and mom's spaghetti followed by 2-for-1 Guinnesses and fried alligator bites at the bar on Saturday; waffles, omelets, leftover chinese food and salmon patties on Sunday with everything finished off by a trip to Denny's before we left for the airport on Monday. I'm afraid I gained back a few of those pounds I lost. But when I only get down there once every year or two I'm going to enjoy the culinary offerings. I'll just have to hit the treadmill a little harder for a while.

One more thing; are you guys aware that Detroit sucks? I mean come on, is there a more worthless city? Does anything work in that town other than the Tigers and the Red Wings? Wow, not my favorite place. Can you tell we had a few problems while flying out of the lovely motor city? I mean the hotel we got on Thursday night had a 12 bullet point leaflet in the room with tips on how not to get robbed while staying at the hotel. Holy crap. Not cool.

Well, thanks for stopping by. For your troubles I give you the greatest music video of all time.


GET HIM A BODY BAG JOHNNY!! YEAH!!!

Operation Crying Mother

Hey everyone. Rachel and I flew down to Florida to surprise mom this weekend. She's in a community theater musical and had been whining about us not getting down to see her. So somehow we were able to keep it a secret for 2 and a half months. I'll post the full rundown when we get back to Michigan but for now, enjoy this absolutely priceless video.

It's Melting, It's Melting!!!!!!

Todays Music - Thunder Kiss '65: White Zombie

I didn't need to wear a coat today when I went to get breakfast! I love this time of year; when the first hints of spring poke their heads above the clouds that have been choking the joy out of life here in the North. As you can probably tell i hate winter. I love snow at Christmas but after that it's just pointless to me. I hate being cold, I hate driving on icy roads, I hate scraping my car off after a long day at work. But soon it will all be over. Of course, i realize that I live in Michigan and this is likely just one of 2 or 3 spring teasers and we're in for another good winter storm or two, but at least I can see the end of it. Before you know it I'll have the golf clubs out and Jenny and I will be off hiking and maybe even playing some tennis with Chris and Rie. I can't wait. Plus, just 23 days until Opening Day!

On another note, I haven't updated the weight loss blog in a few weeks. Sorry about that. After the contest ended I took a break from weekly weigh-ins. I kept up with the diet and exercise but I just didn't pay close attention to how much weight I was losing. Well, I got back on the scales again this week and I'd lost another 7 pounds. That makes a total of 32 since Thanksgiving. Thank you SO MUCH to all of you for your support and encouragement. I feel better than I have in years. I've been running 3-5 days a week and lifting weights again. I'm still on track to drop close to 100 pounds by Thanksgiving this year.


Maybe I'll even get back to my old high school playing weight. AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH who is that guy, I don't recognize him!?!

Time to Vent

I'm pissed. I'm really tired of it! What is "it" you ask? Well, everything. I'm getting really run down looking around and seeing our world descend into sesspool of selfishness and garbage. In the last year I really had my eyes opened to the wonderful things God has in store for all of us if we would just turn to him and say thank you. But we're more interested in which HDTV is going to look best in our living room or what's going to happen on Lost next Wednesday.

Now don't get me wrong, I enjoy my share of entertainment options but our culture has descended to the point that it is the #1 thing on the list for most people. Actually is probably #1 through #5.


Case in point, we are smack dab in the middle of a complete global crisis. A significantly large portion of the Middle Eastern community wants to eradicate the "western" way of life, our government is too busy squabling over who said or did what at what time and worrying about who will obtain and maintain control of Washington to put any focus on actually addressing the problem in a way that doesn't just exacerbate it (you know, a way that doesn't involve things blowing up and people getting shot). There a millions of people dying regularly from preventable
issues like hunger and disease. In our own country we have areas of the county where thousands of people are still out of work. Now what were the two biggest stories on every news channel and website this week?

1. The trial to determine what to do with Anna Nicole Smith's body

2. Brittney Spears and her damn shaved head


I mean who the F*&k cares! Not me. Get that crap off the tv
and out of the news! If that's what sells papers and gets people to tune into Fox News or CNN then we are in far more trouble than we realise. I know war and poverty and disease are not fun or "sexy" things to watch on TV but tough shit! It's real and it's here and we need to deal with it. If we continue to turn a blind eye to it then as a society we are worthless. Sure we can kick out some iller movies and music and TV shows but we can't keep some poor kid in Africa from starving to death while we sit at home and throw away our leftovers.

Everyone wants to know the meaning of life, where there it is. The reason we are here is to take care of those who can't take care of themselves. We are supposed to love those next to us, not our TV. One.org supports the idea that increasing our governments monetary support for extreme poverty by 1% would immensely change the face of poverty in Africa. What if we gave 1% more of our attention to things that actaully matter? How hard is that? What if we actually thought about what we are doing with ourselves instead of coasting through life on cruise control waiting for something fun to happen? How much better can we make it?

I know one thing; God doesn't care what Jack's tattoos mean, He doesn't care who won the Super Bowl and He doesn't care how much Brittney's hair goes for on E-Bay. But he cares about that starving kid in Africa, he cares about our kids dying in Iraq and he cares about the fact that we don't seem to care.

This picture would piss God off. When is it going to start doing the same for us?

Hockey, It's What's For Dinner

Before you watch this remember, the NHL has tried for several years to eliminate fighting from hockey, now their games can only be found on Versus.




One more thing, Chris Neil: Greatest.....Griffin......Ever!

Two Words: HELL and YES!

Sick Dude. Sick.

1/4 Of The Way There!

Well, it's been 12 weeks and I officially finished 2nd in the office weight loss pool. 25 pounds lost, about 7% of my starting body weight. A little less than I had hoped but I'm on my way to my 1 year goal of 100 pounds. Thanks for all the support everyone! Please keep on me. I'm feeling better than I have in years and I'd like to keep improving on the health front.

I also want to give Chris some big props! He started this before me and is doing even better than I am. Keep it up buddy!

Global Warming My Ass!

This is what it looked like when I got home from work last night around 6:00



And this is what it looked like when we got up this morning around 11:00


Have I mentioned yet how much I love Michigan?


On a lighter note, I lost five pounds this week, brining my total to 25 pounds over the last 10 weeks! Take that! I totally Chuck Norrised your ass Fat! Yeah, and I'm gonna keep doing it too. You'd better run punk. You tell the rest of those fat cells: I'M COMING FOR YOU! AND HELL IS COMING WITH ME!

Sorry, started channeling Kurt Russel there for a minute. I guess I got a little carried away.

OK, I'm off. Have a great week!

Stupid Boston

The next time I hear some dufus from Boston talk about how people in the south are stupid I'll just have one thing to say:





Atlanta figured it out

Random Thoughts For Saturday.

So what to write about? I'm in a mood to do some writing but I really don't have any pressing topics to discuss. So it looks like we're going with the random thoughts route.

* Have you ever noticed that when we get a few weeks of abnormally warm weather in the winter everyone screams about global warming, but then, when a week later we get record cold temperatures those same people are no where to be found? By the way, it's freaking cold in Michigan!

* I'm totally convinced that Jack Bauer and the entire staff at CTU have superhuman powers. I mean, have you noticed that in every episode at least one person is able to travel between completly different sections of Los Angeles in a matter of minutes? Now that's a super power I can get behind. Screw the X-Ray vision, I want immunity from traffic baby!



* I've been watching Pro Wrestling lately and I noticed that Shawn Michaels is still one of the top 3-4 guys in the WWE, just like he was when I quit watching it 10 years ago. Is that a good thing? Doesn't that kind of mean that absolutely nothing new has happened in the last 10 years? Oh right, it's wrestling, nothing new has happend in the last 40 years. Damn I miss the Ultimate Warrior!


* Is it possible to listen to too much David Crowder Band? If so I'm probably close to the limit, but it sure seems like I can cram in a lot more.

* Free The West Memphis Three! Actually, don't free them, but please get them another trial. I mean come on, is our justice system really that screwed up? * Is it bad if whiskey chased with Dr. Pepper tastes like apple juice?

* I just finished two books by Mary Doria Russell, "The Sparrow" and "Children of God". Big ups to Chris and Rie on those ones. If you haven't read them, please do. Absolutely amazing! Definitely up there with Dune and Enders Game when it comes to great Sci-Fi.


* Is there a more beautiful sound that Amazing Grace played on the bagpipes? I think not. I will not accept any counter arguments. I'm Irish, I'll do what I want.

* Have I mentioned that it's colder than a witches titty here? Michigan sucks!

* 18 days until pitchers and catchers report!

* Hey Rie, you guys watched "The Jerk" yet?

* Holy crap, I'm gonna be 30 this year! Man my parents must be old by now.

* Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances rent "Idiocracy" with Luke Wilson. Your brain will leak out through you nose and ears. It made "Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector" look good. How do these people get funding for trash like this?

* Go 'head Mr. Wendall!

OK, I guess that's enough for today. Thanks for tuning in. And now for this weeks weight report:

Unfortunately I gained a pound this week. I kind of got off the food regimine and had a couple of "fun" meals. I'll never be able to cut out my food. But at least I'm keeping the bad stuff to a bare minimum and getting my exercise. When I first started I was barely able to put in 30 minutes on a treadmill. Now I'm doing 35-40 minutes of cross country terrain courses on the elliptical machine at a brisk jog. I will be in shape for softball this year. The fields will shake with terror at the return of the smashing machine that is "The Dwight".

This week: +1 lb

To date: -20 lbs

Have a great week everyone!

Have You Missed Me? 'Cuz I've Missed You.

Sorry about the lack of posts lately. Things have been pretty busy at work and we now have the nephew at our place two nights a week so I haven't felt much like writing lately. I know that's no excuse but it is the reason you haven't heard from me. I fully intend to re-establish my weekly postings. Thanks to those of you who checked up on me. The weight loss is still going well; 21 pounds lost to date, 79 more to go!

So, Jenny and I went out yesterday, had lunch at The Black Rose Pub to celebrate our 6th anniversary. Afterwards we did some shoping and wound up at Woodland Mall where we saw the mostly totally, wonderfully, awsomely awesome thing I have ever come across. We were heading into Penny's and up ahead I saw what at first I thought was an elderly woman in a very tacky fur coat. Then I realized this person was wearing red Nike's that matched their red pants and a their red Kangol. Then they turned a little and I noticed 4 giant man rings on the left hand and and started to get a little worried. He completed his turn and I came to the realization that he was an elderly white male of at least 60 years. We trailed him in horrified fascination trying desperately to get a picture, but alas he was far to wily for us. Friends I do so wish I could share the experience with you, it was easily the greatest live encounter with unintentional comedy I have yet enjoyed. I will treasure it always.

Well, I guess that's enough for now. I'm off to catch the Indy - NE game. Go Colts!


Weight loss since last post - 3 pounds

Weight loss to date - 21 pounds

Ninja Puppies are Coming!

Criminals and ne'er do wells beware! A new crime fighting duo has unleashed their brand of violent, vengeful justice on the underworld.



Beware the Ninja Puppies!












Weight Loss this week - 2 lbs

Total weight loss - 18 lbs

Holy Crap! SNL is Funny Again. At Least for One Night.

So I'm up late last night, not quite ready to go to sleep so I decide to check out SNL and something amazing happened. I watched 4 skits and all four were good. Justin Timberlake was hosting and they had him dressed up in one skit as a giant soup cup and competing with Santa for Christmas change donations; then they had him in a decent gameshow skit followed up by a reprise of the hilarious "Barry Gibb Show" (Talking it up, on the Barry Gibb Talk Show). All were good but not great.

Then they dropped this one on me. I will warn you, it is not safe for work or children but it is an SNL skit so other than that all is safe. I thought at first it was some sort of lame attempt to make fun of Hall and Oats and Color Me Badd. I thought it was kind of stupid and was about to turn it off when..... well just see for yourself: (Oh and be sure to turn off the music player at the bottom of the page)

Two Big Boys

Currently Listening To - Wolfmother: Woman

I'm in a bit of a weird mood this morning. I wanted to post something but couldn't figure out what I wanted to say. So I sifted through some old pictures and came across this one of me and my "little" brother Paul rockin' the Monorail at Disney a couple of years ago. I don't know why but I love this picture. Just me and the boy chillin between parks. So I dug a little deeper and found a couple more fun pics.



Damn, I was a cute kid. I remember that sweater always got compliments from the girls at school. It always paid off being the weird readheaded kid. I think because I was less threatening than the more popular kids. Plus do you see that hair. I mean DAMN! (I told you I was in a weird mood today).

And here's one of the other Wade boy. Holy crap what a dork! Of course if someone else had said that back in the day I would have completly throttled their ass.

Oh and if you are wondering how two guys could wind up so world alteringly cool; well here's your answer:

Yes friends, that is indeed Mr. Dennis "Big Daddy" Wade in all his 70's glory. I mean check out those choppers. This was of course pre-beard so you may have trouble recognizing him but it is him all the same. I can see what my mom was thinking. I mean, dude was a pimp!

OK, I guess that's enough. Sorry I had to put you through all that.

Weight Loss Update

I started a regular, daily exercise schedule this week as opposed to just squeezing it in when I could before. It was a short week for weight loss since I weighed in on Monday (last post) and then again on Friday but I still lost a few pounds and I am still on track to drop 100 pounds in 6 months.

Weight Loss This Week - 3 Lbs

Weight Loss To Date - 16 Lbs

A Little Less Fat, A Lot More Action

Why am I posting a picture of a Turkey a full two weeks after Thanksgiving you ask? Good show old boy, excellent question. Well I chose said turkey to illustrate a recent success. That's right friends, since the start of my journey I have lost the equivalent of a medium sized frozen turkey. A total of 14 pounds in three weeks. I am stoked! I've done it mainly on a radical change in my diet and minimal exercise. I've cut out the junk food, soda and sodium and replaced them with wheat bread sandwiches for lunch, loads of veggies at dinner, 4-5 salads a week and low fat jello for desert. Of course I've had a few indulgences but you could cut off a couple of my fingers and still count them on one hand so I'd say that beats the every day Oreo binges I had been known for.

As for the exercise, I got in a walk whenever I could but with work being hectic and some craziness going on at home I didn't do nearly as much as I wanted. Well no more, starting today I am working out on my lunchbreak at the office. I don't like anyone at work enough to eat lunch with them anyway so this will be a good use of my time. And if you need a reminder of the wonderful, joyous bliss that awaits you at the end of my journey; well here you go:

Weight Loss This Week - 6 Lbs

Weight Loss to Date - 13 Lbs

Today's Listening Pleasure - Aerosmith: Dream On

THE GAME

Today's Mood - Motivated

Today's Music - Say Anything: I Want To Know Your Plans

Today's Plans - Army v Navy

This Weeks Weight Loss - 1 lb

Total Weight Loss - 7 lbs

So today is one of my favorite Saturdays of the year. The annual Army/Navy football game in Philly. I've been watching the game since I was just a little pain in the ass. My dad got me into it. I always thought it was weird that he thought the game was such a big deal since Georgia never played in it; but as I got older I realized it's not about the team it's about all the people behind the teams. These guys are not just football players, they are soon to be officers that will be putting their lives on the line for our country. For me the game is a chance to look at the TV and ooze with pride at the men and women that we turn out from this great country. And with as messed up as things are these days, it's wonderful to know that these guys have our backs.

Now with a great grandaddy that served on a battleship in WWII and a granddaddy that also served in the Navy after WWII I am obviously a Navy man. But again, the game is only slightly about who wins. More importantly its about celebrating our armed forces and the men and women who serve. So I'd like to give a shout out to all those who have put in their time taking care of all of us here at home. Doug and Bish, this especially goes out to you guys, even though you only joined the Air Force. Just kidding. You guys are my heroes.

Now, for the important part.

GO NAVY! BEAT ARMY!

Happy Thanksgiving

Well I hope everyone had a great holiday. Brandy definitely got her fill of turkey and has pretty much been doing this all weekend.

As for me, week one of my weight loss project was a success. I dropped 6 pounds between Friday and Wednesday. We weighed in early this week because of the holiday. Of course I figure about 2 pounds was due to the fact that I weighed in Friday in the afternoon after eating breakfast and lunch whereas on Wednesday I weighed in first thing before eating any food or having any water. But nevertheless I dropped some weight this week.

Of course this new endeavor has affected my holiday. I was very careful with what I ate yesterday, keeping it to one plate of food and one piece of pie. We only brought leftover turkey home so that I am not tempted to gorge myself of leftovers and let me tell you I would love nothing more than to dig into some corn casserole right now! But, I figure I've had 29 years to gorge myself on the holidays, I can handle one year of less than nominal food intake.

Well, thanks for checking in. I'm off to watch more football. Hopefully my Dawgs can take care of those pesky Yellow Jackets tomorrow and salvage something out of what has been a horrible season.

Go You Silver Britches!

Weight Loss This Week - 6 lbs

Weight Loss To Date - 6 lbs

Operation Jumbo Drop

Well today is day one. The goal? To lose a small human over the next 8-12 months. Starting here:

I plan to lose 100-120 pounds by this time next year. If you're reading this then hopefully I consider you friend or family and I ask for your support. I'm taking charge of my health beacuse I'm sick and tired of being fat. I absoulutely love who I am but this fleshy vessel in which I transport the awesomeness that is The Dwight has got to go.

So, please cheer me on. I will be making weekly update posts on this page to chart my progress. I welcome any encouragement or criticism that you feel necessary. With your help I will reach my ultimate goal. Yes that's right, next year, at Halloween, The Dwight will appear at a creepy party near you as the one, the only:


BUCK ROGERS!

Now Laugh Damnit!

Howdy Friends.

Well it's been quite some time since I've written anything meaningful here but things have been a bit hectic for me. I am continually amazed at the way God works in our lives. Things get turned upside down, flipped and turned around only to have God waiting with arms wide open to catch us. Wounds are meant to be healed and the process is unbelievably amazing. Thanks to those of you who have leant your support over these past few weeks, you know who you are and we love you very much.

So this weekend was supposed to be a fun getaway to Holland where the wife and I would do some shopping and have some fun. I had not been over to the uber-Dutch corner of this overly Dutch corner of Michigan since I was knee high to a grasshopper and I had based my expecations for the trip on prior memories of the experience. Well, much to our chagrin, ye old outlet mall has fallen into a bit of disrepair. I assume it has much to do with the availability of quality products at affordable prices at retailers such as Meijers or Wal-Mart but it was quite the shock to see approximately 2/3 of the storefronts empty. Jenny's visions of prancing through the parking lot with bags full of heavily discounted products was dashed quickly by the revelation that The Gap and American Eagle were her only choices. At my salary level you don't fill up many bags when the heavy discounts come off of clothing that was unreaonably marked up beforehand.

Ah well, it was not meant to be and we amused ourselves by going to the Westshore Mall and filling up shopping bags at stores that could have been reached at shopping centers without driving 45 minutes away from home in a car with no A/C. But at least we got to hang out together and eat at the Red Robin so all was not a loss.

I also need to give big props to Rie for putting together a killer treasure hunt. Unfortunately Jen and I were not able to compete but we were able to help out and it was a blast. We can't wait for the next one!

Well, I guess that is the extent of my update. I will try to relay more in the coming days. I start school again in 2 weeks and that always seems to stimulate my writing bug.

So long friends. Have a nice week and do me a favor, go find your better half, let them know you love them, give them a hug and a kiss then walk away leaving them befuddled as to your spontaneous show of affection.

Love ya all.

D

Oh Mother!

Why did the zombie baby cross the road?

To wreak an unholy vengeance upon the driver of the car who's standing there, scratching his head, trying to figure out how a zombie baby's head can be beneath his car tires but the rest of the body is nowhere to be seen-- unless he were to turn around and notice the zombie baby body bearing down on him, coming ever closer, ready with grasping, pudgy zombie baby fingers to tear and rend at the flesh of this self-same driver who ran his head over, on the dark and rain-swept road that snakes down from the castle of the madman who's creating an army of zombie babies to do his dark, libidinal bidding.